im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
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I don’t mean to gloat (but I do mean to goat).
after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?”
and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents
DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.
I love dogs so much oh my god
Me saving my grades at the end of a term
The river connecting two oceans: A creek in Wyoming splits in two, one side flowing to the Atlantic and one side to the Pacific. You can’t pass the blue line without crossing water.
when ur at work and u ask a little kid not to do something and they still continue to do it and u kinda just wanna