Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please
I used to have goats. Sometimes when you’re sitting next to them they just boop and lean their heads against your arm and you’re like, “Goat, I’m not a pillow”, but then you remember they don’t know what pillows are, they just have really bigass, heavy heads and get tired of holding them up like damn I really miss having goats.
A baby elephant sat on my friend
Look at its dumb fucking face I want twelve
Ok we need to stop using this phrase it’s over.
I must go…my people need me
If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods
If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house
I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.
“Drinking the milk was a disaster. Both of my shoulders were soaked. So then I tried the waterfall method and milk splashed all in my face.”