Urban Planner in progress
wh0rmone:

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

I used to have goats. Sometimes when you’re sitting next to them they just boop and lean their heads against your arm and you’re like, “Goat, I’m not a pillow”, but then you remember they don’t know what pillows are, they just have really bigass, heavy heads and get tired of holding them up like damn I really miss having goats.

wh0rmone:

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

I used to have goats. Sometimes when you’re sitting next to them they just boop and lean their heads against your arm and you’re like, “Goat, I’m not a pillow”, but then you remember they don’t know what pillows are, they just have really bigass, heavy heads and get tired of holding them up like damn I really miss having goats.

fraternallyidaho:

lepidoptera-and-insulin:

awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

Look at its dumb fucking face I want twelve 


Ok we need to stop using this phrase it’s over.

fraternallyidaho:

lepidoptera-and-insulin:

awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

Look at its dumb fucking face I want twelve 

Ok we need to stop using this phrase it’s over.

bucky-barnes-booty:

onlylolgifs:

cat stuck in a bathtub

the face of a broken man

nevver:

Astronaut Vandalism
lolfactory:

Play till You Drop- funny pictures

lolfactory:

Play till You Drop

- funny pictures

justnevilledup:

4gifs:

I must go…my people need me

#I had NO IDEA how relevant that caption would be

xekstrin:

imperfectwriting:

smalldoll:

If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods

If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house

I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.

tastefullyoffensive:

“Drinking the milk was a disaster. Both of my shoulders were soaked. So then I tried the waterfall method and milk splashed all in my face.” [thisproductcancause]

tastefullyoffensive:

Drinking the milk was a disaster. Both of my shoulders were soaked. So then I tried the waterfall method and milk splashed all in my face.” 

[thisproductcancause]

lolfactory:

Car feature guide for assholes- funny pictures

lolfactory:

Car feature guide for assholes

- funny pictures