Urban Planner in progress
sarahj-art:

Happy Easter!

sarahj-art:

Happy Easter!

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

tastefullyoffensive:

[billnyeisjustok]